Styes!!!!

I hate styes. I have a stye. I have been getting them off and on for two years now. I don't know why God gives them to me, maybe because I don't believe in him/her/it. Whatever, I can't stand them. They usually go away pretty quick but this last one has been sticking with me. I poked at it. My friend Mark poked at it. My doctor poked at it. It still is there, laughing at me every time I look in the mirror. I have an appointment with an opthamologist on the 5th of Feb but I want it gone away. I want it gone now. According to Wikipedia, "Styes will last up to 3 weeks without treatment, with treatment maybe a week." This mother effer has been over a damn month and I AM getting treatment! I just want it off my body.