I am taking a new tack this time and go with music and bands I dislike. I won't say hate because that is a very strong word and I will only use that when I discuss my thoughts on mushrooms. Anyway, here is my list in no particular order:
Nickelback: Crap, just crap. The lead singer is fugly, every song sounds the same, his lyrics are not funny nor are they clever and he only uses single entendres. They are the classic adage of you won't go hungry pandering to the lowest common denominator.
Hole: Courtney Love cannot sing, she cannot write music, she cannot play an instrument. What is she doing recording songs? Gauh!
Oasis: I know, I know some of my loyal readers like this band but you are all nuts. They have marginal talent and if you only hear one song they are not bad, but every song sounds the same!! They like to compare themselves to The Kinks and The Beatles but Ringo Star has more talent then those two Manchurian monkeys. Also, boys you are multi-millionaires SHAVE THE UNI-BROWS!!!!! That is all.
Nirvana: This band is in the same category as Oasis in that a lot of people like them and think I am crazy for not liking them. Now Nirvana is a decent band. Strong enough musicians, decent to strong songs, catchy lyrics. Sounds good so far doesn't it? Well, they would be OK if people and the music press didn't elevate the lead singer to god-like status. He was good but he wasn't the guitarist Jimi Hendrix was, the singer Robert Plant was, the songwriter Paul Simon was or the producer Jimmy Paige was. Not even close! He isn't even as good as the drummer in the band!! Dave Grohl is 10X the musician Kurt ever was. Anyway, there is more (I didn't even touch on the hell he inflicted on us with Courtney Love) but there has been too much said already on him and the band.
The Trews: First off, horrible, horrible name. Second, they sound like a bar band that only gets airplay because they are Canadian. The singer is annoying.
Raine Maida: To begin his name isn't really Raine Maida, it is something else but I cannot be arsed to look it up. I mean really who names himself Raine? This is another person CanCon has foisted upon us. His writing is sooooo Moon/Swoon/June it makes me want to wretch and he does the same annoying vocal "ayeayeayeaye" thing in every song. STOP IT!! How the hell did this tool get Chantal Kravilongname? I mean he even looks like a douche!
Nickelback: Crap, just crap. The lead singer is fugly, every song sounds the same, his lyrics are not funny nor are they clever and he only uses single entendres. They are the classic adage of you won't go hungry pandering to the lowest common denominator. 
Hole: Courtney Love cannot sing, she cannot write music, she cannot play an instrument. What is she doing recording songs? Gauh!
Oasis: I know, I know some of my loyal readers like this band but you are all nuts. They have marginal talent and if you only hear one song they are not bad, but every song sounds the same!! They like to compare themselves to The Kinks and The Beatles but Ringo Star has more talent then those two Manchurian monkeys. Also, boys you are multi-millionaires SHAVE THE UNI-BROWS!!!!! That is all.
Nirvana: This band is in the same category as Oasis in that a lot of people like them and think I am crazy for not liking them. Now Nirvana is a decent band. Strong enough musicians, decent to strong songs, catchy lyrics. Sounds good so far doesn't it? Well, they would be OK if people and the music press didn't elevate the lead singer to god-like status. He was good but he wasn't the guitarist Jimi Hendrix was, the singer Robert Plant was, the songwriter Paul Simon was or the producer Jimmy Paige was. Not even close! He isn't even as good as the drummer in the band!! Dave Grohl is 10X the musician Kurt ever was. Anyway, there is more (I didn't even touch on the hell he inflicted on us with Courtney Love) but there has been too much said already on him and the band.
The Trews: First off, horrible, horrible name. Second, they sound like a bar band that only gets airplay because they are Canadian. The singer is annoying.
Raine Maida: To begin his name isn't really Raine Maida, it is something else but I cannot be arsed to look it up. I mean really who names himself Raine? This is another person CanCon has foisted upon us. His writing is sooooo Moon/Swoon/June it makes me want to wretch and he does the same annoying vocal "ayeayeayeaye" thing in every song. STOP IT!! How the hell did this tool get Chantal Kravilongname? I mean he even looks like a douche!
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