Mushrooms Part 1

As long as I am on the subject of dislike I might as well go with my most hated thing in the world, no not the Liberal Party, Mushrooms!!!! What is it with people liking mushrooms? They grow on poop! Which one of our Neanderthal relatives saw a bunch of mushrooms growing on poop and said, "There's a tasty treat?" No wonder they don't exist anymore. You can't even avoid them if you go out. Everything on the menus at restaurants has freakin' mushrooms in it! Get rid of them people! They are forged from the very bowels of hell!