THE GREATEST PRODUCT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sometimes Americans can come up with the greatest things, take for instance something that has come to my attention by way of The Daily Show:

BACONNAISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The healthy combination of mayonnaise and bacon! Could there be anything better? Well maybe if they put chunks of ham in it...or cheese! Oh, dear God yes! Yes! YES! And for those of you on a diet there is always Baconnaise Lite!

I don't know if it's available to Canadians yet but I suggest you write to your MP, like I am, and make sure that it gets here fast! My arteries aren't going to clog themselves!