Roll It Up Suckers!

It seems all of you coffee drinkers are being suckered in with the Roll Up The Rim.


"Top prize is a $32,000 Toyota Venza and is hidden beneath the rim of 35 of the cups, but company documents show they are not distributed equally across the country.
For example, although 52.5 per cent of all contest cups will be sold in Ontario, only 15 of those 35 grand prize cups or 43 per cent have been allotted to the country's largest province.
That's three fewer than provincial coffee drinkers could have expected under a proportional distribution of top prizes.
Instead, those three cups have been slipped, one each, into stores in British Columbia, Quebec and Atlantic Canada.
Tim Hortons lists the overall chances of winning a Toyota Venza as slightly more than one in eight million."





So there you go my fellow Ontarians, your chances are pretty much nil that you will win the top prize. And you drank all that black grit for nothing. Although, I bet you are a lot more "regular" in the morning than usual.
One Canadian fraud with another Canadian fraud!

If you really want to drink something that smells good, looks pitch black and makes you poop a lot, I suggest Guinness.